Today’s comic comes from vacation this year, where everyone in our house was able to paddleboard, except for me. I am going on the record to say that I am too tall, so my center of gravity wasn’t low enough. Or I had an inner ear infection-thing that messed with my balance. Or that I was apparently born without this “core” that everyone seems to be working out. Anyways, instead of stand-up paddleboarding, I ended up swearing and falling into the water a bunch of times. So very lame.

